Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly
"jack dont post this video"
OMFG stoppp thank u so much bby!!! U are so sweet and cute ily!!! ☺️❤️ And tbh I line my eyes with the blood of my enemies to create that sharp ass wing.
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
You guys are genuinely so nice to me and I am a terrible person I don’t know what I’m doing but I’m doing it right so thank u my cuties ily